Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothin' and everything all at once?
I am one of 1 melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt 2 it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays 3 on me
It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up
Am I just paranoid, am I just stoned?

I 4 to a shrink to analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex 5 's bringin' me down
I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore
So 6 my whining 'cause it's bringin' her down

Sometimes I give 7 the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all 8 addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up
Am I just paranoid? Ah, ya, ya, ya

Go, go
Grasping to 9
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps addin' up, I think I'm crackin' up
Am I just paranoid, am I just stoned?